Part 3: Proto-Freelancing in the Wrong Direction, My Accidental Quest to Model the Near Future

This clinic is exactly what it sounds like: a recounting of the slippery slope of small, seemingly logical decisions which marooned me on the wrong end of the calendar. A peculiar combination of vociferous Amtrak tripping, university club involvement, and political activism slowly percolated a discovery in the field of microferroequinology, and, like any good scientist, I must share my findings far and wide.

Less a how-to clinic and more a stand-up comedy routine, this presentation covers the aesthetic appeal of well-branded married trainsets, the growth of high-frequency short-haul passenger corridors, and how the tumultuous history of state-supported Amtrak routes allows for ample proto-freelancing opportunities. Strap in for the tale of a long, slow cognitive decline to the revelation that it is now possible to prototypically model the future.